Woody (a
pure bred yellow Labrador) was born in 1994 outside Lightstreet,
PA, which is bustling suburb of Bloomsburg, PA…total
population somewhere around 450. Anyway, Woodrow Wilson (Woody
for short)
was definitely not the runt of the litter…all paws, giant
dumptruck sized head and most importantly a huge heart…one
of a kind truly. As a puppy, mischievous is a huge understatement.
He knew just how to push your buttons, whether it was jumping
up on the counter and grabbing the mail so you would chase
him around
like a fool to keep him from shredding your bills (although
sometimes that would have been ok) or grabbing the remote and
pretty much
doing the same dance; he knew exactly how to be the center
of attention. But he also knew how to win himself right back
into your graces…usually
with some sad eyes, a cocked head, and perked ears…you
know the look. As an adolescent, typical rebellious behavior…he
chewed up pretty much everything you can imagine, but here
is short list non inclusive: remotes (universal and Sony),
graphic design
projects, sleeping bags, couches, sport jacket, rugs, assorted
clothes, etc. He also practiced some magic (must run in the
family, my grandfather mothers side was a professional magician
more about
him later too) and became a master of escape. He figured his
way through pocket doors, standard doors and tying him outside
on a
leash was begging for trouble. Woody was also a lover of the
culinary treats especially those that were not meant for him.
And being
a very large, tall lab nobody and nowhere was safe. Stories
of scarfing up a whole rhubarb cake from the counter and other
treats
were common place. But his favorite past time was prowling
the party for an unsuspecting victim not paying careful attention
to
the burger on their plate…Woody was a little bit of a
thief in that respect.
The
best part about Woody was his heart though, I wish you all could
have met him. There was never a bigger, gentler
dog around. He was more than happy to lay around and be a
jungle gym to all the kids in the family…getting ears pulled, tails
tugged, hugged and kissed and groped…through it all you
never, ever caught a glimpse of a mean look in his eye. He
was always
just happy to be around.
Woody
was a true character. A little bit of a rebel, but truly a kind
spirit. An absolute joker, but a serious friend.
He
was a lot of different personalities
and traits, but the good ones usually are. No matter what the circumstances
though, it was always his goal to be at the center of
the party…making
people laugh, entertaining the crowd, enjoying good food
and good drink, but most importantly
making great friends along the way.
So
on behalf of Woody,…after
all this is his place…Welcome to Woody’s
Waterside!